I Miss you a Lot Dear

I Miss you a Lot Dear¦.
SENDER:Aishwarya Rai+919542496632
Message centre:+919540099996
Donât get excited. She sent It to me.


Be Happy Take Pepsi n Lassi

May allah sain increase your happiness like price of
petrol n decrease your sorrows like cloth of bipasha basu.
Be happy take pepsi n lasii


Result Per Kis K Signature Hain

Teacher:
ye result per kis k signature hain?
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@ @ @ @ 22
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Studnt:
meri mama k.
Teacher:
kia nam hai tmhri mama ka?
Studnt:
jalebi bai.


Why This Kolaveri Di Meaning

Why This Kolaveri Di is a Tamil Song and this Song Is
Most Popular Song of 2011.
Here is Meaning Of The Song…
“Kolaveri Di” – Murderous Rage or Killer Rage
“Soup Song” – Love failure Song
“Soup Boys” – Boys who failed in love


Why This Kolaveri Di Joke

Yo boys! im Write Msg ! Semester Time Msg; Flop Msg
Why This Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di!

Tyari Kam, Paper Qarib.. Empty Mind… Full of girl
Saari Rat… Studdy Kamm… Life Reverse Gear

Best Of Luck My Dear…. Hahaha


Chikni Chameli Sms

Lo Jee Sone Sajno Te Makhno
Sheela Ki Jawani Ho Gai Purani….
Ayi Hai Ban k Chikni Chameli
Apun Sab Ki Katrina Raani….
Katrina rocksssss as chikni chameli


Teri Meri Meri Teri Prem Kahani

Teri Meri Meri Teri
Prem Kahani

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Hai Hi Nahi

Chalo Niklo .


girlfrnd Ki Friend b Tumhare Sath Farar

Log kehte hai,
pyar itna b mat karo
k girlfrnd sar pe sawar ho jaye

hum kehte hai k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhare sath Farar ho jaye

Leson of bodygaurd.


Subah Uska Cell Meri Car Me Reh Geya

aap yasir k friend ho na.
plz agr apke pas yasir ka koi or num hai to us ko bata dayn k aj subah uska cell meri car me reh geya tha.
chakar lage to le jae. kisi or ko na btana k is bare me.
am his girl frend.
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katrina kaif.


Bacha Dabang Dekh Kar Aya

Bacha Dabang dekh kr aya.

School mein sir:
Tumhare saare answer galat hain marks dain to kahan?

Bacha:
Kamal karte hen master ji. Marks he to mang rahe hen, chup chap de do warna thapar maar k bhi le sakte hen.

Sir :
Begairat

Bacha:
Begairat say yad aya, ap k papa kaise hen?

Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se

Bacha:
Chup chap se marks de do warna answer sheet men itne ched krenge k confuje ho jaoge k marks kahan den or zero kahan dain.