Chacha Teray Pichay ve Aag Laggi Howay

A crow was flying,
And F-16 passes by him,,,
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Crow:Barriyan phurtian ney sarkar!
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F-16:chacha teray pichay ve aag laggi howay tenu lag pata jaway.


Bushra Kabi Kabi Aa Jati Hai

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.


The Value of Life Does Not Depend

The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth
but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.


Kuch Feel Ker Rahe Ho

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar:
Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.


Yahaan Ka Qabrustan Chota Hay

Ek doctor apny dost se
yar main soch rha hon kay yahan clinic khol lon
dost:
yar tumhara khial to acha hay magr yahaan ka qabrustan chota hay


Where Do U Saw MANGOES

A Quiz…
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhri?
Ans:
jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)


Khuda Ne Tumhe Do Aankhe Di Hai

Saas:
Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:
Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya.


Daughter is in Love With Someone

Wife:
i think our daughter is in love with someone
Husband:
How do U know?
Wife:
bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money


Emotional Film Dekhne Gaya Tha

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.

Maa: Kahan Thay?

Beta: Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ”MAA DA PYAR”.

Maa: Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh.

”ABBAY Di MAAR”.


Suna Hai Aap ki Muskrahat Pe

Suna Hai aap ki muskrahat pe LOG marte hain
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Mujhe b 1 banda marwana hai
zara time nikaal k aana or us k saamnay muskrana

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