Andar Hath Dalo Sharmao Nai

Bor ho rahy ho

Chalo utho

Zip kholo

kholo na

Andar hath dalo

Sharmao ni

Dalo

Ab Bag se Book nikalo or parho.
NALAIQO
Kabi acha b soch lia karo


Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”


Happy Doctor’s Day

On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!


Ye Phulon Ki Mala Kis k Liye

Patient:
Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor:
ye mera pehla operation hai, Success hua toh mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye!


Aapne Nurse Bahut Achhi Rakhi He

Patient to Doctor-
Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.-
Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi .


Mein Jab Baat Karta Hun To

SANTA:
Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA:
Phone karte waqt.


If Dentists Make Films

If dentists make films,?the names will be:
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai.


Express Smart Ideas Smartl

Doctor:
you are looking like my third wife..
Lady:
How many wives are you having
Doctor:
two…!!
Express smart ideas smartly


Doctor to Begum

Doctor:
Ap k shohr theek ho sakte hn Agar ap inka khayal rakhen,
Tension na den, Larai na kren AUR in ke Khidmat kren !
Husbnd:
Docter ne kia kaha?
Begum:
la-ilaj ho tum.


Doctor to Injured Patient

Dr to Injured patient:
When a lady was driving the car, then you should walk away from road.
Patient:
Which road? I was pee in the field

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