U r so Cute and Dashing

Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

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more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)


My Neighbour Say All This To Me

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
:My neighbour say all this to me:


During Lecture in Maths Class

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)


Warna GADHA Mar Jayega

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
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GADHA mar jayega


Because I Needed a Monkey

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.


Medicines Work Before Death

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!


In Short I Am Your Sister

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p


Mistake Aap Ki Hi Hogi

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p


Girl What do You Like in me

Girl: What do you like in me ?
Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.
Girl: Whattttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like your eyes.


Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai,
Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ek aas hai,

Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai,
Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwa hai:

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