Are Pagli Yeh Koi Mandir Thodi Hai

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!


Maar Pad Sakti Hai

kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.


International World Peace Day 2011

* If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

* Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations; entangling alliances with none.

* Peace and abstinence from European interferences are our objects
and so will continue while the present order of things in America remain uninterrupted.

* If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.
Wish u Very Happy Peace day today

* Peace cannot be achieved through violence,it can only be attained through understanding.

* Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war.

* We have all taken risks in the making of war. Isn’t it time that we should take risks to secure peace?


A Boy is Sitting in a Park With His Girl Friend

A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend

old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ?
boy:
nahi ye paros wali salma hai :


Girlfrnd ko Apni Palko Par Bitha lo

Girlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De k khushi usky sary gham chura lo

Pyar karo uski saheli k samne itna k.

Uski saheli b aa k kahy
JANU muje b phasa lo.


Main Ne Uss Se Pucha

Main ne uss se pucha?

Keemat kya hai muhabbat ki?

Us ne bhi hans kar kaha.
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Ice’cream khilana
Park me ghumana
0r
EasY L0ad karwana.


College Me Ladkiyon ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
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3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi.


A Boy Said

A boy said:
i love u to a girl ..
But girl replied :
s0ry i love sum 1 else.
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said:
Bataon teri ammi ko ?


Apni Gali me Setting Hogai

Teri Gali me Na Rakhenge Qadam Aaj k Bad

Q k Hamari apni Gali me Setting Hogai he Muskan k sath

|’\(‘.’) uff kya
| ||> bachi he
| _|\_ yaar.


Girl FRIEND Moti Ho Toh

Arz Kiya Hy
Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paaon Ma Nhi aati

Wah Wah kya baat ha

Chappal Choti Ho Toh Paaon Ma Nhi aati

\(‘,’) Girl FRIEND
‘..(> Moti Ho Toh Bahoun
Ma Nhi aati.

( ‘ _ ‘ ) (“,)
/( )\
/ \ /\

@ oh teri khair howay moti.

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