Funny Shoaib Akhtar Sms in Urdu and Hindi

* Funny Shoaib Akhtar Sms in Urdu
Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya “FARAZ”
Keh “Chal Chal” Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.

* Funny Shoaib Akhtar Sms in Hindi
Teacher:
Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?
Student:
Female
Teacher:
How?
Student:
Just Now Commentator Told
Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar


A Great Quote

A Great Quote
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Agar logon ko tum se koi mAsla hai..
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Tou Hamesha yaad rakho k yeh unka mAsla hai, tumhara nahi.


Attitude of Young Generation

Attitude of Young Generation
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The Love “Facebook”
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But
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The hate to “Face” the “Book”:


New Car Office k Bahir Roki

1 sheikh ne apni new car office k bahir roki
abi usny darwaza khola tha k 1 truck ne takar mari 0r darwaza durr ja gira

sheikh
“O meri nawi gadi da buwa tut gaya”

Police ne kaha k apni gari k afsos me apk0 ye b nai pata k apka left hand b gayab hy

sheikh shouted:
haye O loko meri Rado di ghari v gai.


Status On Facebook

Girl Status On Facebook

E’m Sad

Comments:
1.Haaaaawww! Kya Hua?

2.Hey,Every Thing Okay? Should I Call?

3.Hey, Don’t Be Sad. Tell Me What Happen?

4.Evrything Will Gonna Okay Baby, Chill

5.Wazzup Swety

6.Main Hon Na

Boy Status On Facebook
E’m Sad
Comments:
1.Rota Hi Rahiyo Zindagi Bhr

2.Kya Hua kaminey

3.Dukhi Rooh

4.Zindagi Barbad Hai Teri To

5.Pedaishi Pareshan

6.Majnu Bachi Chor Gai Kya.


1 Dardnaak Waqiya

1 dardnaak waqiya

1 larka or larki 1 d0sre se b0hat pyar krte thay
Magar un k ghr wale razi nhi hote thay sab un k khilaf thay
Larki ne larke ko kaha q na hum bhag k shadi karlen larka razi hogaya
Or wo d0n0 bhag gye magar
Kuch dor ja k larki ruk gyi
Or ankho main anso chehre pe dard lakar boli
Main tmhre sth or agay nhi
Ja skti bus
Lrke ne ro kar pocha q nhi ja skti
Kia tm mjhse pyar nhi krti to lrki ne masumiat se shrma k kaha
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“MJHE POTTY AYI HAi.


Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue

* Roses are red Watches are gold
Get on your knees and do what your told

* Roses are red, Violets are black
Why is your chest as flat as your back

* Roses are Red Violets are Blue
the Monkey like you should be kept on the zoo

* roses are red, violets are blue
i cough a lot, because i have flu :(

* roses are red violet are blue
my heart is lonely with out you

* Roses are red, Violets are blue
i Am at work, With nothing to do. :)

* Roses are redViolets are blue
You are my best friend I’m glad I met you


Funny Chutkule Sms Messages

* Kela: sharmaty huay
Akhrot:Mri shakal dimagh jesi hy
Bhindi:Me to ungli ki tarh hu
Lobia: Me gurdy jesa hun
Badam: me aankh jaisa
Kela: sharmaty huay
Begherto koi hor gal kro

* Bacha apni Dadi se
Bacha apni Dadi se:Kya hum humesha 5 hee rahen ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan aur main?
Dadi:
Nahi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hum 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir behan ki shadi ho gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen ge na?
Dadi pyar se:
Nahi jab tumhara beta ho jaye ga to hum phir 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir jab aap marr jaen gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen gy.
Dadi:
Lakh lanat teray hisaab te.
Kutty deya putra, so ja chup kr ke::

* daant main kirra leg jaye to
Agr ap k daant main kirra leg jaye to
1 2 hafty kuch na khayn.kirra andr hi bhookha mr jaye ga.
Hahahaha


2 Pathans in NEW YORK

2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot dog for the earliest moment.

Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,

believe mortified and asks Pathan2,

“Which component of the dog do you contract?”


Shortest Jokes of 2012

* U r so beautiful
2012 shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful hahaha
* The Longest Distance
The Longest Distance For A Morning Walk Is From.
The Bed To The Washroom.. :D Especially In Winter Mornings.
Gud Morning Have A Lovely Day.
* Phans Jati Hain Larkiyan
Phans Jati Hain Larkiyan Hr Aik Say Teri Tasvir Dekh Kar
Ay Quaid Teray Mulk Ki Bachiyan Tujh Se Boht Pyar Karti Hain

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