Funny Chutkule Sms Messages

* Kela: sharmaty huay
Akhrot:Mri shakal dimagh jesi hy
Bhindi:Me to ungli ki tarh hu
Lobia: Me gurdy jesa hun
Badam: me aankh jaisa
Kela: sharmaty huay
Begherto koi hor gal kro

* Bacha apni Dadi se
Bacha apni Dadi se:Kya hum humesha 5 hee rahen ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan aur main?
Dadi:
Nahi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hum 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir behan ki shadi ho gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen ge na?
Dadi pyar se:
Nahi jab tumhara beta ho jaye ga to hum phir 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir jab aap marr jaen gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen gy.
Dadi:
Lakh lanat teray hisaab te.
Kutty deya putra, so ja chup kr ke::

* daant main kirra leg jaye to
Agr ap k daant main kirra leg jaye to
1 2 hafty kuch na khayn.kirra andr hi bhookha mr jaye ga.
Hahahaha


Jija Sali Sms Jokes 2012

* Jija: Sali Je,
apk Sheher Hi sb Se Famous Cheez konsi hai
Sali: Jiju,
Jo Thi Famous Wo Cheez To ap Lay Gay Yaha Se

* Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt Jija Jee ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

* Saali to Jija:
kya kr rhy ho?
Jija:
Makhiyan mar rha hon
Saali:
kitni mari?
Jija:
3 male or 2 female
Saali:
Kse malom?
Jija:
3 shrab ki botle se chipki hui thi or 2 phone se


Happy Kick Day Sms 2012

* Types of Kick
Wo Kick Jo ek aashiq ko us ki Mashooq k Bhai Se Lagti Hai
Wo Kick Jo Ek Gol Matol Football Ko Badi zor se Lagti Hai
Wo Kick Jo Khare Khare Achanak Piche Se Gadha Mar Jata Hai
wo Kick Ho Hum Gussay Mein Kisi Cheez Ko Mar Bethday Hain
Happy Kick Day
* Pichwade Ka Dard
kick Padne Ka Ek Boht Bada Fiada Ye Hai K
Ache Khase Be-aqal Ko Aqal aa Jati Hai
Saari Ashqi Mashooqi Nikal Jati Hai
do din Pichwade Ka Dard Nai Jata..hahaha
Happy Kick Day To all
* kick lagte ka khatra
aj Kick Day Hai.. Bada Hi Ajeeb Day Hai
Na To Banda Kisi Ko Wish kr Sakta hai
na is day pe phool de sakta hai na hi
date pe jaa sakta hai q k kick lagte ka khatra hota hai hahaha
Happy Kick day


Main Ne Chand Se Kaha

Main ne chand se kaha
bata mera mehbob kaisa ha,

chand ne kaha peli gal te ae e,main tere piyo da nokar nai

te duji gal ae e ke aeni duron nazar v kuj nai onda

te tiji gal ae e ke aeho ji bagertiyan zameen te e rakhya kar menu wich na paya kar,


Behan ki Rukhsati Mein

Behan ki Rukhsati mein uska chota bhai bola:
Papa, Baji ro rahi hain jiju to nahi ro rahe ?

Papa:
beta, Baji to gante tk royengi lekin jiju zindgi bhar royengy


Ek Lady Apne Boyfriend k Sath

Ek Lady Apne Boyfriend k sath Ghoom rahi thi k achank Uska Husband Agya Or BF ko Marne lga

Lady
Maar kaminay ko
Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi
Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le aatA hY

(Itne me BF ko Josh Aaya or Woh Husband ko Marne laga)

Lady
Maar Salay ko
Na Khud Ghumane le jata ha
na kisi or ko Ghumane deta hai


Ary o Babua Hum Tumka

(‘.’) Ary o babua
<)’(> hum tumka
_/’/_ roj sms karat hen par

par tum ho k hamry msgwa ka kono jawab hi nai daty,
ab ka hum hi msgwa krte rahen ka

chalbo ab hum eyan beth k tumry msgwa ka intijar karte hyn
(‘.’)
_/)’(\_
chalbo yar bhejbo
ab ka kono aplikesn deni pare gi ka?.


Dosto Kiya Aap Mere Messeges

Dosto kiya aap mere messeges se tang hotey hain??
.
.
.
.
.
To beshak hotay rahein
kiun K mujhe to apna package halal karna hai.


Main Bohat Pareshan Hon

Main bohat Pareshan hon.
Nend nahi aati
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam m dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ki zindagi may

Vitamin “SHE” ki kami hai.
Oye Labo koi


Wo Cycle Bohat Shoq Sy Chalati Hy

Suna hay wo cycle buhat shoq sy chalati hy Faraz!

“”kash us k gar k pass meri puncture ki dukan hoti.