Meaning of Rose Colors

Red: Love, Beauty
Red (Single): “I Love You”
Deep Burgundy: Unconscious Beauty
White: Purity, Innocence
Pink: “Thank you”, Grace
Dark Pink: Gratitude, “Thank You”
Yellow: Friendship, Delight, Promise of a new beginning
Orange: Desire, Enthusiasm
Black : Death, Farewell
Blue: the impossible
Coral: Desire
Lavender: Love at first sight, Enchantment


Advice Sms For Husband

agar aap kisi bat pe finel nirnay nahi
le pa rahe hain to apni WIFE se
poochhe aur wo jo bhi bataye us se ulta kar le.
sahi kam ho jayega.


Husband SAD Story

1 year ago when i used to return home,
my new Dog welcomed me by barking and new wife by kissing

&

Now,
They have exchanged their roles.
Husband SAD story.


Biwi Ka Husband ko Letter

Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
pr full-stop nhi lagaye!
Jab yaad aya to jaldi jaldi andaze se full-stop laga diye,
Phir letter kuch yun ban gaya
“Aap ne kai din se pyar bhara khat nhi likha meri saheli Salma ko.
Nokri se nikal diya hy hmari cow ne.
Bacha diya hy Uncle ne.
Cigarette peeni chorh di hy mene.
Bohat khat likhe pr tum nhi aye kabutar k bache.
Billi kha gai hy ek khubsurat larki.
Meri saheli ban gai hy Reema.
Is waqt t.v pr dance kr rhi hy hmari murghi.
Aaj kal Anda nhi de rhi tumhari maa.
Tumhen bohat yaad krti hy jama dar.
naali saaf nhi krta aaj kal
Aap k abba.
Theak hai apki bv.


Apka Dost Ghalt Larki Se

Bivi :
suniay g apka dost ghalt larki se shadi kr raha hai
Aap usay roktay Q nahi?
Shohar:
main Q rokoon?
Uss kameenay ne muje roka tha kia?


2012 Husband Wife

“2012 wife”

Husband :
Begam ek cup chaye bna do na

Wife :
kyyaaaaaaaaa ?

Zara phir kehna
.
.
.
Husband :
mene kaha g, ek cup chaye bna dun na apko jan.


Kya Tum Ne Mujhe Kutta Kaha

Husband:
Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks:
No answer.

Then he asks again.

Wife:
Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.


Aurton Se Bhari Bus Ka Accidnt

Aurton se bhari bus ka accidnt ho gya sb mar gae

Un sb k shohr 1 Hafte tak roty rahe
1 admi 2 hafte tak rota raha
.
KYON KE
Uski Biwi se bus miss ho gae thi.


Miyan Bivi Divorce k Liye Court

Miyan bivi divorce k liye court gaye…

Judge bola apna saman adha adha taksim kro to talaq hogi…

Tamam saman taksim hua jab bachon ki baat aai to wo 3 thay…

Judge pareshan hogya k ab kya kiya jaey…

Itne me bivi shohar se boli:

“Chalo janu!
Ghar chalte hain agle saal aa jaenge.


Ek Aadmi Apni Wife Ki Photo

(SWEET POISION)
Ek aadmi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha…
Q.k
wo jab kbhi kisi pareeshani me hota..

To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..

Agar mei iss ko face kar sakta hun
tou baaqi har museebat ko Q face nahi kar sakta.

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