Boys Ka Common Sense Zero

“Boys ka common sense zero hota hy
.
Kaisay?
.
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Gents toilet me likh ker ayenge
‘UZMA I Love U’

Ab kya uzma wahan parhne jayegi?


Ek Admi Apny Dost Sy

1 Admi Apny Dost Sy:
Tera Bhai Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rha Hy?

Dost:
1 Dukan Kholi Thi Par 6 Maah Sy Jail Mei Hy.

Admi:
Wo Kyun?

Dost:
Dukan “HATHORAY” Sy Kholi Thi


Best Sms Jokes 2012 Collection

* There Is No Option
FAN Changed To AC?
RADIO Changd To TV?
CASSETTE To CD?
LOVER To WIFE?
BUT
FRIENDS Saale Kitne Bhi Kamine Ho
There Is No Option
They Will Never B Replaced:
* Enjoying French Kiss
Question:
Wht Wud Be The Most Romantic Horrible Scene?
Ans:
A Guy Is Enjoying French Kiss With Her Girlfriend N Suddenly She Vomits.
* Lives Only For 15 Years
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps;
And Lives Only For 15 Years.
While..
A Turtle Does Not Run, Does Nothing;
Yet Lives For 300 Years.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell,
Just Sleep Well..
No Gd M0rning Shorning. . .
Lamay Pe Ravo Oye Shero. .