Where Do U Saw MANGOES

A Quiz…
Where Do U Saw MANGOES?
Mango Tree? No!
Fruit Shop? Wrong AgainPhri?
Ans:
jhan jhan Woman GoesPechay Peechay MAN GOES;-)


Daughter is in Love With Someone

Wife:
i think our daughter is in love with someone
Husband:
How do U know?
Wife:
bcz she is not asking 4 Pocket Money


Naughty Text Messages 2012

* If He Allows Me
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
* The Whole Bar
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
“I slept wid ur mom last nite”
The whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy’s response.
He laughs & says, “Lets go home dad, U r drunk hahaha
* BLOODy MOSQUITO
He came at night, explored my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swaddled, when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO


Mujhe Tum Se Ye Umeed Nahi Thi

Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.
tum ne ye kehte waqt kuch to socha hota
akhir tum ko hua kiya tha tumhare zehan main yeh baat ayi kaise thei.
Tumhain zarorat hi kiya thi ke tum mere bare main logo ko ye batao ke ? ?
. I am so cute. Nazar lag jaati to.


Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Mas0om c Palko Pr

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hen K Hum Se Ab kisi or ka shadi ka card parha Nahi Jata,

(,”) Ammi bus
<))> ab boht hogaya.


Secret Msg Galti Se Chala Geya

Nahi yar bat wo nhi hai ar tm janti ho k ma uskay liay apni jan b day sakta hun ar maine usko pehle b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,us ko pata b hai me ksi or mai intrsted hon or usko kbhi koi response b nhi diya phir b u know Us ne mjhe gift b dya hai, or uski czn ne aj mujhe cal ki, wo b uske pas bethi the Or sb se ziada herani mjhe is bat pr hai
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K log kitne Ghor se pora msg parh rahe hai k jaise mra koi Secret msg galti se chala gya ho.. Hahahaha:
Pakistan ki velli awam:


Chand Ko Ghur0or Hai Ke

Chand ko Ghur0or Hai Ke Uske PasS N0or Hai. . .

So What?

Apko bhi Ghur0or Hona Chahiye Q Ke. . .

AapkO sMs bhejney Wala bhi “K0h-E-N0or” Hai:


Mehvish Sana Jabeen Fatima

Wo jo har mor py a milti hai muj sy

…….sagar…….. .

Mehvish, sana, jabeen, fatima, fara, bi kahen mari dewani to ni..