Bushra Kabi Kabi Aa Jati Hai

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.


SENT MESSAGE Keya Hota Hai

“SENT MESSAGE”
keya hota hai?

Dusra Pathan:
khuda ka qasam tum to bilkul ulu hai ‘sent mesage’ ka mtlab hai
.
khushbu wala message,


3 Pathan Sharab Pee Kar

3 pathan Sharab Pee kar Taxi mai bethy,

Ye dekh kar k teeno nashay mein hain,
taxi wale ne garhi start ki aur phr band kr di
or bola:??

“lo janab hum pohanch gay”

1st pathan ne Thanx bola,
2nd ne paise de diye,
aur 3rd pathan ne driver ko ek thappar mara,

Driver ko lga k ye haqiqat jaan gya hai,
Tabhi 3rd pathan bola:??

“Saalay aaj to tu marwa hi deta, Itni tez chalate hain kya?


New Married Couple

New Married couple of pathan and pathani

Pathani :
humari shadi ko 24 ghantay ho chuky hain..

Pathan :
or aesa lagta hy k jesy kal ki baat ho.


Bhai Saab Time Kya Hua

Pathan:
O bhai saab
time kya hua hy?

Admi:
Abi rat k 10 bajey hen

Pathan:
suba sy puch raha hun
Koi kuch batata hy
koi kuch batata hy.


2 Pathans in NEW YORK

2 Pathans in NEW YORK drinking Hot dog for the earliest moment.

Pathan1: open the bucks, looks indoors,

believe mortified and asks Pathan2,

“Which component of the dog do you contract?”


Ek pathan Ne Gali K K0ne Me

Ek pathan Ne Gali K K0ne Me Kachra Phenk Diya…

Thori Der Bad Ghom Phir Kr Gali Me Aya To

Mohalle Wale Apas Me Lar Rahe Thy K Kachra Kis Ne Phenka…

Ek Shaks Ne Gusse Se Kaha Phenka Hoga Kisi Kutte K Bache Ne

pathan Side Me Ja K Hansa 0r Kaha

Kachra Me Ne Phenka 0r Naam kutte k bache Ka Aagaya.


Pathan in Coffee Shop With Wife

Pathan in Coffee shop with wife

Pathan:
Jaldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jae gi

Wife:
Phr kia ho ga?

Pathan:
Bewaqof Rate List dkh

Hot cofe Rs.15
Cold cofe Rs.45.


1 Pathan P.C.O Gaya or

1 Pathan P.C.O

Gaya or jatey hi shopwaly ko 3 Zordar thapar mary
.
.
Shop par likha tha,

koi b ptcl number dial karne se phle
3 Lagain;-

Geo Pathan.


LO JI Pathan KA AIK OR KARNAMA

LO JI pathan KA AIK OR KARNAMA

Molvi jamaat se pehle bola: kisi ka paon saf se agay nhe hona chahiye

Pechay khara ek pathan bola:
Q “NO BALL” ho jaye gi kia

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