Mujhe Dog Food Lena Hai

Admi:
Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.

Sales Girl:
Kya apke pas Kutta hai?

Admi:Ha ghar pe hai.

Sales Girl:
Sorry! Store policy hai k zarort dekh kr item sale kro.

NEXT DAY
Admi:
Mujhe Cat Food lena hai

Sailer:

Sorry Sir pehle Billi la k dekhaye

3 din bad admi bag le k store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath dal k sabot dekh lo.

Sales Girl hath dal k boli:
Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum chez hai.
Kiya hai?

Admi:
Ye meri potti hai, 0r mujhe aj
“TOILET PAPER” lena ha..


Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue

* Roses are red Watches are gold
Get on your knees and do what your told

* Roses are red, Violets are black
Why is your chest as flat as your back

* Roses are Red Violets are Blue
the Monkey like you should be kept on the zoo

* roses are red, violets are blue
i cough a lot, because i have flu :(

* roses are red violet are blue
my heart is lonely with out you

* Roses are red, Violets are blue
i Am at work, With nothing to do. :)

* Roses are redViolets are blue
You are my best friend I’m glad I met you


Darling Kiss Karte Waqt

GirL: Darling Kiss karte Waqt Jo BUBBLE GUM
Tumne Apne mOo Se Mere mOo me dala Tha
Wo bOht Mazy ka Tha

Raju:Janu Wo BUBBLE GUM nhi “BALGHAM” Tha
GirL: aaaaa thooo.