Kuch Feel Ker Rahe Ho

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar:
Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.


Sardar to Doctor Jokes

Sardar:
Doctor Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para
.
Dr:
konsa kheil kheltay ho?
.
Sardar:
CHIri UDI KAAN UDA,


Diwaar ky us Par Daikh Sakty Hain

Sardar:
ham nay 1 aise cheez banaye hai jis se ham diwar ky us par daikh sakty hain
Angrez wow
Zabardast who kia hay sardar ji
Sardar:
Sorakh


Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon k Sath

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.

Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?

Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C


Teacher 2 Sardar

Teacher 2 Sardar:
“Thand” ka jumla banao!

Sardar:
Tussi sanu sabaq parha ditta, saaday pallay pavay na pavay, tuwannu te ‘Thand’ pay gai na!.


Sardar Enters in Ladies Toilet

A sardar enters in Ladies Toilet by mistake.

All ladies

Suddenly

Standup.

Sardar:
Izat Dil wich Honi ChAYedi a.

Betho Betho tatti Ty Poori Kar lo.


Jo Hara Wo 1000Rs Dega

PATHAN :
aao race lgatay hain jo hara wo 1000Rs dega

SARDAR:
lekin muje rasta ni malom.

PATHAN

bus tum mere pechay pechay rehna.

SARDAR:
thanks yar.


Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola !

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo

Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon c Piyega ?

Sardar :
Bhai jaan Peeni Te Koyi Nahi Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusssss Thussssss bari pasand ay.


Main Bhi Clinic Nahi Kholunga

Doctor k bandh clinic k aage lambi line thi
1 sardar bar-bar line me guhusta

log usko pakad k piche phenk dete
Sarda-lage raho salo,mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga


Sardar Ko Ghusa Aa Gaya

1 Sardar ko gadhay nay lat mar di …

Sardar ko ghusa a gaya
utha or gadhay ko 4,5 laten mar deen

or kaha
hun kren ga pio nal mazak.

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