Profsr to Student Jokes

Profsr to studnt:
Aj pehli bar tum clas mai baten kr rahy ho hemesha tum nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy
Kia hogya ha tumen?
Student:
Sir Aj mera sms packg khataM hogya hy


Teacher To 1 Clas Student

Jokes4all:
Teacher to 1 clas student :
chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao
“Teacher main aap se pyar karta hon”
Student:
sorry miss.
Teri meri meri teri prem kahani hy mushkil,
2 lafzon main ye bayan na ho paye.


Wo kon Se Log Hote Hen

Wo k0n se
L0g h0te hen

jin k pas khud to ik Rupia ni h0ta,

mgr baten Lakh0n ki krty hen
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Studnts of

ACOUNTING!

Baten croron ki, dukan pakoron ki.


School College & University Life

Dedicated to school college nd University life:

“Ek muddat baad mili kaid se aazadi..
Par Jab mili aazadi,
To pinjre se pyar ho gaya”.


Teacher Batao Class Mein

Teacher:
batao class mein kabhi bhi kisi se larai kyun nahi karni chahiye?

Student:
Mam kyun k pata nahi exam mein kis k peeche apna roll no. aa jaye.


School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta

Madam:
Agr Koi School Ke Samne Bomb Rakh Deta Hai To Kya Karoge?
Student:
1-2 mint Dekhenge
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Agr Koi Le Jata Hai To Theek Hai,
Warna Staff Room Main Rakh Denge.


Teacher to Student

Teacher to student:

“Me ne aj aik khubsorat larki daikhi”
Is ko Future tense me convert kro

Student:

“Main kal tak ussay pahsa loo ga.”


New Pattern Forwd to All Students

Aakhir kb tak students pr zulm hota rahega?

Ab hume Aese papers chahiy
.
Total marks 50
Choose the correct answer

1.tere mast mast_____nain
(5.2.3)

2.____badnam hoi darling tere liye
(munni,kaki,bachi)

3.maa ka ladla____gaya
(sudhar,bigir,ujar)

4.aj____jora paa saddi farmaish te
(kaala,laal,peela)

5._____ki jawani
(shafila,sheela, fazila)

6.taray bena_—_nahi lgy (jya ,del ,awaz

New pattern fwd to all students.


KaL SchooL Se Chutti Kiyun Ki

Teacher:
Tum ne kaL SchooL se Chutti kyun ki ?

Student:
Sir Mehman Aaye huwe thay.

Teacher:
O i See

Student:
Nahi Sir O i Hondi tay main Aj V na Aanda.


A Proffesor 2 Student

A Proffesor 2 student:
Wt is “Attention Deficit
Hyperactive ?”

Student:
Jimba Laka

Prof:
I didnt undrstnd
anything

Student:
same case dude!
Same case.

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