Dengue Virus Sms – Woh kaam jo bary bary – Molana Dengue

Woh kaam jo bary bary AALIM na kr skay, aik machar ny kr dia.
Lahor ki Ladies ko adhi aasteen sy puri aasteen , takhne se neechay shalwar or
Socks tk pehnne pr majboor kr dia. Karachi,
Multan Bahawapur& Islamabad walio sudhar jao ab tmhari baari hai
(Molana Dengue)
;-)
Silent msg for All:-


Funny Chutkule Sms Messages

* Kela: sharmaty huay
Akhrot:Mri shakal dimagh jesi hy
Bhindi:Me to ungli ki tarh hu
Lobia: Me gurdy jesa hun
Badam: me aankh jaisa
Kela: sharmaty huay
Begherto koi hor gal kro

* Bacha apni Dadi se
Bacha apni Dadi se:Kya hum humesha 5 hee rahen ge?
Aap, papa, mom, behan aur main?
Dadi:
Nahi jab tumhari shadi ho jaye gi to hum 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir behan ki shadi ho gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen ge na?
Dadi pyar se:
Nahi jab tumhara beta ho jaye ga to hum phir 6 ho jaen ge.
Bacha:
Phir jab aap marr jaen gi to hum phir se 5 ho jaen gy.
Dadi:
Lakh lanat teray hisaab te.
Kutty deya putra, so ja chup kr ke::

* daant main kirra leg jaye to
Agr ap k daant main kirra leg jaye to
1 2 hafty kuch na khayn.kirra andr hi bhookha mr jaye ga.
Hahahaha


Ek Ghareeb Larka Udaas Ja Raha Tha

Ek ghareeb larka udaas ja raha tha achanak uski nazar raste pe pare ek chiragh pe pari
us ne khushi se chiragh utha lia
thora agay ja kr usne chiragh ragra tu chiragh ek zor dar dhamake se phat gya

7 afrad halak
23 zakhmi…
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Aladeen wala dor muk gya A janab G.


Apki Zindgi K Khubsurt Bana De

“ÅNMOL RÅÅZ”
Pasand usko na kro jo

dunya me sbse zyada

khub$urat ho.

blke

pasand ùsko kro jo apki zindgi kö khubsurt bana de

chalo hun

“laboo menu”


Sardi Me Raat 3 Baje Pani Me

Sardi me raat 3 baje pani me baraf dal kr naha lia jaye to Rang GORA ho jata hy.
Aur sb dekh kr khte hy

Marhom ka kya norani chehra tha


Nazren Jhuka k Chalo

“TRUE WORDS”

Jis Rasty pe chalo
Nazren jhuka k chalo..

Is se na sirf Izat barhti hy

balkey

Kisi k Giry hue paise milny k bhi chances hoty hn..


1 Khargosh Roz Lohar Ki Dukan Pe

1 khargosh roz lohar ki dukan pe jata r kehta:

GAJAR hy?
Lohaar inkar kr deta.
Aik din Lohaar ko bht gusa aya r us ne khargosh k dant tor dye. r kaha k ab tu gajar kha k dikha.
Phir
Phr kia….?

Agly din khargosh Aya r bola:

GAJAR KA JUICE HAy.


Great Lines Said By Basheer

“Change Can’t Be Given To U Everytime,
U Must Bring The Change”

Great lines said by

Basheer sabzi wala
Matlab Meharbaani Kar Ke Khulle Paise Sath Layein.


Choudhary With Wife England Gae

Choudhary with wife England gae…
Wo aik hotel me gae

Malik ne waiter se kaha:
Sir,
Most respectfuly
I ßeg to say that I’m ill & can not come to school,
therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2 days.

Waiter tea le aya

Malik Wife:
wah g wah,
Tuwanu ty far far Angrezi Aandi ay.

Malik:
Karman waliye Haly ty main Pani wasty “Thirsty Crow” nai sunai.


Ek Masjid Mein 2 Admi Bethy Thy

Ek masjid mein 2 aadmi bethy thy.
1st admi:
Tum kis k mureed ho?
2nd:
me apny murshid ka naam aese nahi bataon ga. me pehly wuzu karu ga.
Us ne wuzu kiya,2 rakaat namaz parhi,sab intezar kar rahy thy.
phir us ne kaha.
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“Mein Run Mureed hon”.

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